New Template for Tech Thoughts
| Gopinath M | Saturday, November 17, 2007 |
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Well, that was fun while it lasted - for consumers at least. Yak4Ever has sunk back into the TechCrunch Deadpool after reemerging from it in May. This time it looks as though it’s there to stay.
How Google is going fool everyone on this April Fools day?
| Gopinath M | Thursday, March 29, 2007 |
Google MentalPlex( 2000 )
Announced a new technology that supposedly read mind of the users and searches for required information on the net. This has promised to elimate typing of search queries using keyboard.
Pigeon Rank(2002)
Google published an article which describes how google search engine ranks pages. There is so much humor in the article which made fun of computer terminology
Google Lunar/Copernicus Center(2004)
Fictitious job opportunities for a research center on the moon. Luna/X is the name of a new operating system they claimed to have created for working there.
Google Gulp(2005)
A fictitious beverage that would optimize users Google search engine usage by increasing the drinker's intelligence. It was claimed this boost is achieved through a real-time DNA analysis and carefully tailored adjustments to neurotransmitters in the brain.
Google Romance(2006)
Google Romance was announced on the main Google search page with the introduction, "Dating is a search problem. Solve it with Google Romance.". Google claimed to help internet users who are searching for date partners.
Okay now can any one guess how Google is going to fool every on this April Fools day?
BCCI (Indian Cricket Board) Off Campus Program
| Gopinath M | Wednesday, March 28, 2007 |
Vacancies
1) Captain (P-001),
2) Vice Captain (P-002),
3) Coach (P-003) and
4) Team Members (P-004)
Eligibility Criteria We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket
Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….
Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..
LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.
Selection Process 1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs )2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over) 3. HR Interview (Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)
Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to callforcric@bcci.com
Venue : YMCA Grounds , nandanam
Natesan Park , T.Nagar
Date: 01-Apr-2007
Reference Books:
1) “ Neengalum Batsmen Aagalam” by Munaf Patel
2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by ‘Ellam Therincha Egambaram’ Sidhu
3) “Kolaiyum Seivan Cricketer “ by Inzamam
4) “Ungal Veedai Padhugappadhu Eppadi “ by Dhoni
Sponsors
1) windtel
2) which
3) Kabsi
4) State Bank of Athur
5) Akka Mala
6) Anniyan Bank
7) Bank of Buruda
Java Interview Questions and funny answers.
| Gopinath M | Wednesday, March 28, 2007 |
Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation Card.
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tires.
Q. What is JVM ?
A. Jilebi, Vada & Maaza
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can't communicate.
Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. When is update method called?
A. Who is update method?
Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast
Corporate Language!
| Gopinath M | Tuesday, March 27, 2007 |
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
Gandhi's New Cricketing Monkeys
| Gopinath M | Monday, March 26, 2007 |
What do they signify??
Can not see India losing.
Can not hear the audience outburst against the team
Can not speak in front of media about the causes of defeat
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Gandhi said Dont harm others..spread love